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A warm neighbourhood cafe

A cafe for hobbies that were never real.

We are a warm gathering place built around entirely fake, invented hobbies. Nothing to be good at, nothing to sign up for — just a comfortable room, a resident cat, and the pastimes you make up on the spot.

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The place
A warm neighbourhood cafe
Built around
Entirely fake hobbies
In residence
One tuxedo cat
A tuxedo cat, black with a white chest and muzzle, sitting in a loaf against a dark background.
The resident cat keeps the corner window and referees most invented hobbies.

The idea

A warm room for pastimes that never existed.

This is a community for people who love a hobby far too much to require it to actually exist. There is no membership, no equipment, and no possible way to do any of it wrong.

Invent something on the way in — competitive napping, cloud juggling, underwater chess — then settle into a warm corner and practise it. The resident cat will decide whether it is going well.

One warm room, entirely fake hobbies, and nothing at all you need to be good at.